When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels
walm
walm
walm
walm
get his ass
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When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels
walm
walm
walm
walm
get his ass
Whenever I imagine the McElroy’s on Critical Role: the ideal is Griffin plays Kravitz or Killian or Lup is this super badass character, capable fighter.
But the reality of pure McElroy chaotic energy: Griffin McElroy pulling out a character sheet and then smiling as he says “uh- Hi guys! I’m Angus McDonald, boy detective!”
With his canonical 20 Charisma
i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fuked upppp
shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”
and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then
and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her
to her face
that bigfoot was a dilf
how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im
today in “things that didnt really happen”
you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.
ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.
WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND
THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB
YOU CRUMB
we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter
i actually came to this site because of onceler incest
you’re just
gonna say those words huh
Every day I consider deleting this fucking app.
*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*
me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)
fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me
this meme is so stupid but cracks me up
Insert Gold for appropriate item.

Roll a d20
On a 1 your potion shatters on the bottom and the machine keeps your gold.
On a 20 you get two potions.
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.
u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir
Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney
JM:

spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i
JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:
