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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thedanshi
silverhawk

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

silverhawk

shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

to her face

that bigfoot was a dilf

how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

kylotrxsh

today in “things that didnt really happen”

silverhawk

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

tackytaako

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

Source: silverhawk
mxnwtch
tomhiddles

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

a-skyofdiamonds

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

bicorn

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

watermelonfucker

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

moustache-flavoured-lubricant

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

incognito-burrito

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

spoken-not-written

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

castielismycherrypie

YOU CRUMB

Source: tomhiddles
clueueless
corruptedspacecore:
“satans-codpiece:
“ https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html
If you haven’t seen
Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father
”
The Times...
satans-codpiece

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

If you haven’t seen

corruptedspacecore

The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.

thedanshi
bugabooperboo

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

attentiondeficitstarscream

did people think we were fucking joking about this

Source: bugabooperboo
gonilove
Source: millennial-review